[Down by the bay the beach there is a very strange sight..Around a camp fire there appears to be a very large red lobster  (it's a costume) dancing while a certain song plays.]

BEING A FISH WAS MORE AMAZING THAN GETTING A RAISE! MORE PEOPLE SHOULD BE FISH BECAUSE FISH 
DON'T RANDOMLY ATTACK PEOPLE IN THE OFFICE.
THEY ALSO SWIM IN SCHOOLS WHICH IS  ( Read more... )